The Truth about the Universal Conspiracy
 or
"When Everyone is out to get you, Paranoid is just Good Thinking."

The Truth is in here. Everyone IS out to get you! We have compiled all of the conspiracies into one source so you can find out who is doing what, when and where. It's all here. The Government has tried to shut us down many times, but they have failed because we have signed a treaty with the illuminati from Atlantis and the Zeta Reticuli from Planet X and they provide randomized web server access so the government can't find us. Plus we have our shielded baseball caps to protect our minds from you telepathic killer robots (you know who you are.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Conservatives will attempt to find out if Elvis is still alive by using invisible laser probes to prove that they can open wormholes into last week. They have gained control of world stockmarkets in order to sell newspapers to dead rabbits. The only way to stop them is to wear a hat made of tinfoil and paint your home day-glo orange as this will prevent the harmonic alignment. Obviously, this will put you at risk of being sucked into another dimension but you can be sure that your actions will make you immune to the effects of day-time TV!

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