The Truth about
the Universal Conspiracy
or
"When Everyone is out to get you, Paranoid is just Good
Thinking."
The Truth is in
here. Everyone IS out to get you! We have compiled all of the
conspiracies into one source so you can find out who is doing what, when and
where. It's all here. The Government has tried to shut us down many times, but
they have failed because we have signed a treaty with the illuminati from
Atlantis and the Zeta Reticuli from Planet X and they provide randomized web server
access so the government can't find us. Plus we have our shielded baseball caps
to protect our minds from you telepathic killer robots (you know who you are.)
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The Conservatives will attempt to
find out if Elvis is still alive by using
invisible laser probes
to prove that they can open wormholes into last week.
They have gained control of world stockmarkets
in order to sell newspapers to dead rabbits.
The only way to stop them is to
wear a hat made of tinfoil
and paint your home day-glo orange
as this will prevent the harmonic alignment.
Obviously, this will put you at risk of
being sucked into another dimension
but you can be sure that your actions will
make you immune to the effects of day-time TV!
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