The Truth about
the Universal Conspiracy
or
"When Everyone is out to get you, Paranoid is just Good
Thinking."
The Truth is in
here. Everyone IS out to get you! We have compiled all of the
conspiracies into one source so you can find out who is doing what, when and
where. It's all here. The Government has tried to shut us down many times, but
they have failed because we have signed a treaty with the illuminati from
Atlantis and the Zeta Reticuli from Planet X and they provide randomized web server
access so the government can't find us. Plus we have our shielded baseball caps
to protect our minds from you telepathic killer robots (you know who you are.)
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Killer Mimes will attempt to
assassinate your parents by using
Michael Jackson
to control the world stockmarkets.
They have infiltrated the Masons
in order to sway public opinion to allow dogs to vote.
The only way to stop them is to
avoid buses when crossing the road
and paint your teeth
as this will annoy them.
Obviously, this will put you at risk of
assassination by static discharge
but you can be sure that your actions will
stop their evil schemes!
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