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 Our spies have infiltrated the Highlander film studio and have gathered information about the next upcoming Highlander movie. According to our info, the powers-that-be have completely given up trying to keep continuity in the Highlander series. With this movie they claim they will be breaking all ties with past movies. ...apparently this means everything except the title.

Our opinion on the movies? In the end, there should have been only one. :-) Sorry. We couldn't resist.

Working Title: Highlander: The Absolutely Final Renegade Quickening Endgame Gathering

Tagline: In the end, there can be only ONE! ...Even though the one is not the same one as the last one was. ...and not counting the times the one becomes many for a while, until the one again becomes the only one. And THEN there will be only ONE -- or at least less than many...

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney and Bruce Willis

 

Other upcoming films in the Highlander Series:

Highlander: First Combat
Resistance is Futile. The Kurgan is resurrected as a cyborg and goes back in time to destroy Connor before he can become an Immortal.

Highlander: The Gathering Reloaded
There can be only one, but is he real?

Highlander: I Still Know What You Did Last Gathering
Some sequels will haunt you forever...

Highlanderer: When Connor met Duncan
There can be only one, but there used to be two.

Highlander: Grumpier Old Immortals
There can be only one, but how many sequels will it take before we find out who he is?

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