Introducing Crust's Cavity Reducing Ultimate Dental Hygiene System. Crust's C.R.U.D. Hygiene System virtually eliminates all cavities and brightens your smile while it works. The Crust C.R.U.D. Hygiene System Arsenal consists of two new weapons: The Crust Supreme Ultimate III Toothbrush (Standard and Deluxe models) and the Crust Extra-Whitening Tartar Eradicating Toothpaste. Together, these two new products are invincible in the war against cavities and ugly, stained teeth.

Supreme Ultimate III Toothbrush

(Standard model shown)

 

 

The Crust Supreme Ultimate III Toothbrush is the ultimate weapon in the fight against tooth decay. Once you get it's chrome plated handle in your fingers you won't want to put it down. And you won't have to! It doubles as a programmable universal remote control and a cellular phone! Just check out these impressive stats:

 

  • Triple-Edge Rotating Bristles with Ultrasonic Action. The first edge loosens the plaque & tarter, the second edge wipes it away, and the third edge squeegees the tooth surface clean and dry.
  • Voice Activated Command System with Mumble Logic for understanding commands while brush is in mouth.
  • Microprocessor controlled head angle for optimal cleaning.
  • Super comfortable anti Carpal Tunnel Syndrome grip with Universal Remote control and Cellular Phone.
  • Auto-Flosser & Floss Holder - Flosses while you brush!
  • Angled Mirror for Dental Inspections and Manual Device Guidance. Deluxe model comes with laser sights, fiber-optic video, VR headset, side-scanning RADAR and Artificial Intelligence Neural Network Guidance Control.
  • Handle-Mounted Toothpaste Holder and Feeder with integral hand shield
  • Safety Interlocks to prevent accidental squeezing of the tube from the middle.
  • Guaranteed to remove all stains when used with Crust Extra-Whitening Tartar Eradication Toothpaste (below)

 

Extra-Whitening Tartar Eradicating Toothpaste

 

It's like sand-blasting your teeth to a whiter, brighter smile!

  • Guaranteed to remove ALL stains!

  • Now with genuine diamond dust suspended in a sulfuric acid gel-like substance.

  • Contains Baking Soda, Mouthwash, Fluoride, Vitamin C, & a refreshing Peppermint taste.

Caution: The surgeon general has found that this product can cause loss of tooth enamel if used excessively (more than once.)

 


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